I take Ambien to help me stay asleep at night. Every now and then I take it and then something will distract me and I don’t go right to bed. Sometimes ridiculous things happen like online shopping…
…or the following conversation with my husband via text.
Me: I waited too long. I can’t find the bed bow
Me: It is a far ride
Me: I made it but it feel to floor. I got covers now. Say goodnight Heidi. Love husband T.
Me: Talk tosunday Night er
Husband: Good night
Husband: I love u
Me: Night madness
Me: Love
Husband: Madness
Me: No it ok
Me: Left arrow to finger
Husband: Ok.
Me: Makes music to fish
Husband: How are u
Me: U is the letter
Husband: You
Me: Wendy says grate
Me: You yes
Husband: Who What
Me: Who who
Me: Why are I typing
Husband: Will call u in a few
Me: Call then. Wood be grant
Me: Bring lemon pie
My question now is…where’s my lemon pie?
